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FIVE FAVORITE FILMS:
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Dancer in the Dark
Genghis Blues
Princess Mononoke
Run Lola Run
GUILTY PLEASURES:
Bring it On
Urban Legend
The Stupids
Troop Beverly Hills
Bambi Meets Godzilla
IT'S A WONDER HOLLYWOOD HASN'T TURNED THESE SCREENPLAYS INTO MOVIES:
Accessible Lovea touching interracial love story about two homosexual
teenage paraplegic cheerleaders in a big public school, both with divorced,
conservative parents and dying grandparents from the creators of "The
Skulls". Running time: 274 minutes.
Tsunamia spoof of the Lars Von Trier film "Breaking the Waves" starring
Leslie Nielson and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe. Featuring cameos by Elton John and
Sandra Bernhard.
Freaks 2001an update of 1932's "Freaks" with Hans falling for overweight
carney Heather Graham, and the two of them together taking on the carnival
owners for the unfair animal treatment around them.
Insane Kangaroosan ensemble romantic action flick featuring Mel Gibson,
Cate Blanchett, Heath Ledger, Guy Pearce, Adam Garcia, Nicole Kidman, Russell
Crowe, Natalie Imbruglia, Hugh Jackman, and Pat Morita chasing deranged,
genetically altered kangaroos who are killing innocent people across the
Australian outback.
I Dreamed of Africa 2well, duh.
IF I COULD BE AN EXTRA
IN ANY MOVIE, IN ANY SCENE, IT WOULD BE:
The woman with the baby that Lola first runs into in Run Lola Run, or
anyone she runs into during the movie for that matter. Also: a munchkin in
The Wizard of Oz.
A WEBSITE I SHOULD
HAVE THOUGHT OF FIRST:
Prawnography.net
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