JAPANARAMA!
Psycho TV From Japan (Volume 2)
2001 - USA 

Distributor: Too Far East
Documentary (sort of)

- Reviewed by Linda

Japanarama! There is a scene in Volume 2 of the perfectly entertaining Japanarama! Psycho TV From Japan! series of compilation videos: A couple of Amazon-like blonde Western women prance out on a game-show stage much to the delight of a panel of business-suited Japanese men. The women are wearing floor length cloaks, concealing their whole bodies. At the murmuring prompt of a comparitively tiny Japanese translator woman, they whip off their cloaks to reveal themselves in all their glory: They each have a humongous set of cantaloupe-sized knockers. One of the men gasps in astonishment as his hand darts up to cover his mouth in shock and delight.

Believe me, viewers, you will have the same reaction to much of what you will see in Japanarama! Volume Two.

Here's more of what you'll enjoy on this two-hour video:

  • A game show called Ultra Quiz that takes place on a floating wrestling platform out at sea. Big Time Wrestlers battle hapless regular guys who, within a matter of seconds, are tossed over the ropes into the water. The catch? Waiting in the water are HUGE GUMMY WHALE SHARKS, and the poor guys have a bag of chum tied around their waists! Laugh heartily as the big monsters of the sea start gnawing on the screaming flailing men.

  • Entertaining and baffling commercials, including ads for a Japanese-cast of the musical Annie, a special spray to keep the toilet area smelling nice after a, well, pungent visit, and a drink hawked by Madonna, who says (unironically), "I'm pure."

  • Two guys pulling furniture with the straps of their body-thongs (ouch!).

  • A guy kickboxing someone in a bear suit, where a good punch to the head causes the bear to fall over with an explosive fountain of red "blood" spraying out of his forehead.

  • A contest where a bunch of guys run around town in their undies, rubbing their asses on things to see who can soil their tighty-whites the most impressively.

  • A crying contest, where five lovely young women sit pensively listening to bad piano-and-flute music, until they all start sniffling. The first real teardrop wins the prize.

Volume 2, along with Volume 1 and Volume 3 of the Japanarama! series, is a unique treat of non-stop, baffling entertainment. Don't wait for that 7-minute lull at a party! Just pop any of these videos in, and believe me, everyone will have something to talk about!

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