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Written by Linda February 14, 2009
OK, let me just assume that you, the reader, has watched porn before. On purpose, or by accident... whatever... I'm not judging you. If you have seen porn before, nothing...
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Written by Linda February 14, 2009
My first response to She's the Man was me laughing at the cover of the DVD. Our heroine, Amanda Bynes, is in a tight tank top, short short skirt, and...
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Written by Linda February 14, 2009
When I told a co-worker I was going to see a screening of Scary Movie 4, he jokingly said, "I heard that it is the best one of the trilogy!"...
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Written by Linda February 07, 2009
Main Entry: fac·to·tumPronunciation: fak-toh-tuhmFunction: nounEtymology: New Latin, literally, do everything, from Latin fac (imperative of facere do) + totum everything1 : a person having many diverse activities or responsibilities2 :...
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Written by Linda February 07, 2009
Let me just start by saying this: If I had watched Eight Below in the comfort and privacy of my own home, I would have been ugly-crying. None of this...
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Written by Linda February 07, 2009
Much fuss had been made during production of Dreamgirls that this was going to be Beyoncé's big-screen showcase. Finally, a role of a girl-group diva that seemed to be tailor...
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Written by Linda February 07, 2009
Critics have fallen all over themselves left and right to make out with The Queen. You can't fault them, really, since The Queen stars the super-sexy Helen Mirren as HRH...
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Written by Linda February 07, 2009
New Years Eve. Rogue wave. Big cruise ship flips over. A motely crew of survivors, led by testosterone-driven handsome men, scramble to the bottom of the ship, which is actually...
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Written by Linda February 07, 2009
We first meet the hero of our story, Jean-Baptiste Grenouille (Ben Whishaw), quite literally snout-first. From the dank shadows of an 18th century French prison, a nose emerges. Pulled into...
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Written by Vickie February 07, 2009
Cheesy and lame lesbian romance set in that hot-bed of same-sex action: the all-girls boarding school.
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