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Written by Linda March 02, 2009
About a dozen years ago, while toiling away as a barista as my first post-college job, I would pass the time chatting about movies with my espresso cart co-workers and...
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Written by Linda March 02, 2009
Rinko is a pretty yet reserved crisis hotline counselor. Of course, behind her somewhat dorky glasses and conservative dress is a siren waiting to explode. But it ain't going to...
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Written by Linda February 14, 2009
OK, let me just assume that you, the reader, has watched porn before. On purpose, or by accident... whatever... I'm not judging you. If you have seen porn before, nothing...
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Written by Linda February 14, 2009
It is my solemn duty as a movie reviewer to see salacious and smutty art-house films for the good of the people. Especially when said films are rewarded with audience...
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Written by Linda February 14, 2009
This smutty little French film caused quite a stir when it was released. There was an uproar that it blurred the line between arty foreign fare and outright pornography. I...
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Written by Linda February 08, 2009
Dear John,
Hey! It's been awhile! Guess what? I've been thinking of you recently. Why? Because I finally, finally, FINALLY watched one of your all-time favorite movies (next to Magic,...
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Written by Linda February 07, 2009
I don't know why I am often surprised when a movie turns out to be EXACTLY what the title implies. Maybe if they had used the direct translation of the...
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Written by Linda February 07, 2009
The French know how to "do" smut better than anyone else. No, let me rephrase that... I think the French know how to make smut and peddle it as "arty"...
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Written by Linda December 02, 2008
"Aaahh! My eyes are burning!!!" I shrieked as the film treated us to lots of elder people in all shapes and sized gettin' busy...
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Written by Tim December 02, 2008
I'm beginning to feel that I saw a totally different movie that the rest of the world.
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